One Eyed Snakes!

About this show

Kev and Nixxi returned after nearly a month away and managed to get from the word “seepage” to Nixxi’s old pet snakes within minutes. Nixxi casually revealed that one of them really had been a one-eyed snake, giving Kev material he barely had to work for. The studio also had visitors, including Emzy, who had travelled down from Cumbria with bags of sweets and presents for Kev, Nixxi, Zoey and Imogen.

Nixxi then tried to clean the kebab crumbs and dog hair out of her laptop with a baby wipe, only for the trackpad to stop behaving. Spit failed to fix it, but later she discovered that Monster/Relentless-style energy drink appeared to work as a cleaner and immediately considered bottling it and selling it. Kev was understandably unconvinced by the business plan.

Sandwiches became the next essential subject, with Nixxi admitting she had previously put almost anything between bread, including mince pies, sausage rolls, Sunday dinner, lasagne and pizza. Emzy joined in as noodle sandwiches, hot sausage rolls with melted cheese and increasingly questionable Cumbrian inventions were considered. Simon returned for SmeggHeads, with Emzy in the studio while Kev and Nixxi attempted another set of questions, before the night wandered into lonely-hearts jokes and the usual personal abuse.

Nixxi won SmeggHeads.